I don’t need context anymore. ‘A goose became involved’ tells me everything I need to know! I'm also making it my default excuse for chaos, confusion, and mild personal failure.
Thank you! Further enquiries into the unfortunate correlation between the exploding fruit and the fire are ongoing. Initial findings suggest the fruit was entirely innocent until someone attempted to “improve the experiment slightly”.
As for Mr Pepys and the cheese, I can confirm that dairy burial activities were observed, though the exact location remains classified pending excavation and several strongly worded forms.
For the record, I would also like to state that the fruit was already behaving suspiciously before the jump.
I don’t need context anymore. ‘A goose became involved’ tells me everything I need to know! I'm also making it my default excuse for chaos, confusion, and mild personal failure.
Hilarious! It was absolutely not your fault!
Thank you x
Great job!
Thank you!
Excellent format, fun story line. Are you sure there is no connection between exploding fruit and the fire? Did Pepys bury his cheese? :)
Thank you! Further enquiries into the unfortunate correlation between the exploding fruit and the fire are ongoing. Initial findings suggest the fruit was entirely innocent until someone attempted to “improve the experiment slightly”.
As for Mr Pepys and the cheese, I can confirm that dairy burial activities were observed, though the exact location remains classified pending excavation and several strongly worded forms.
For the record, I would also like to state that the fruit was already behaving suspiciously before the jump.
And, as always, this was not my fault.
Great story!