16. Entry from Stephen Lewis
A Valentine’s poetry competition for lovers of history
ODE to JOHN
Come Kleio, my long hoped for muse,
So how his story goes, please choose.
The strophe move is not ‘till late
Bringing our hero to his fate.
The antistrophe’s later still,
Then the epode will end his will.
A century, with one day shorn,
From William’s crowning, he was born.
Auspicious birth, on Christmas Eve,
But third-in-line no land receive.
Of Henry 2 the youngest son
And favoured, (no rebellion).
The spare may have a chance to get
The crown, but poor Lackland, not yet.
First Henry three then brother Rick
Enough to make the spare’s spare sick.
In May, eleven ninety nine,
“At last,’ he said, ‘the throne is mine.”
He was crowned, by Hubert Walter,
The Archbishop of Cantwareburh.
The start of thirteenth century
Began with loss of Normandy
And all his other lands in France.
So Engla land he had to lance,
To get some money and some land.
He ran afoul of Robin’s band.
Later his barons were revolting
And so begins his eastward strophing,
From Windsor, forced to Runnymede,
His hand completes the famous deed.
And so the king, so much maligned,
His Magna Charter he has signed.
To the Wash, five seasons later,
With crown and j’wels on his carta.
Stormy surge and marsh too muddy
All is lost except dysent’ry.
Antistroph to Newark castle
Where the illness wins the battle.
Now the epode heads to the front
To Wash—ington there is a shunt.
His marble frieze is up athwart
As muse of US Supreme Court.
Stephen Lewis
We were delighted to receive so many entries to this competition. We asked for a Valentine’s Day Poem with rhyming couplets written for any figure from history.
Please CLICK HERE to read all the poems and then CLICK HERE to vote.
The winner will be announced on St Valentine’s Day and will received a framed copy of their poem.





I claim poetic license for signed instead of sealed (I am just reading A Catalogue of Catastrophe again). Also
My thanks are due to our own Jodi
For the Wash so wet and stormy.